Who else could have said these…? (wrong answers only 😇)

1. “I have a head for business and a bod for sin.”– A very confident mannequin in a shop window.
2. “Wax on, wax off.”– Someone aggressively cleaning their car for the third time that day.
3. “I’ll have what she’s having.”– A nosy diner who didn’t even look at the menu.
4. “Please sir, I want some more.”– Me… talking about dessert.
5. “You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!”– Your Wi-Fi router when you ask why it’s slow.
6. “I have got to get me one of these!”– Anyone seeing a gadget they absolutely don’t need.
7. “Stupid is as stupid does.”– Someone explaining their life choices after the fact.
8. “No-one puts Baby in a corner.”– A very protective houseplant owner.
9. “Adventure is out there!”– A suitcase that’s tired of staying in the cupboard.
10. “I’m having an old friend for dinner.”– A slightly suspicious host… who really means leftovers.

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