Outrageous (and completely wrong) answers:

1. Why do we have Easter Eggs? Because chickens wanted better PR.
2. What makes a Hot Cross Bun? Being toasted one second too long and holding a grudge.
3. Why do we have a bunny at Easter? Because someone decided chicks weren’t fast enough for deliveries.
4. In which country did the Easter Bunny originate? Somewhere between a chocolate shop and a very good imagination.
5. How many decorative balls are conventionally on a Simnel cake? However many stay on before someone eats them.
6. What is a can? A small metal container that believes in possibilities.
7. What is a can-can? A dance that accidentally became a leg workout.
8. What is a cantaloupe? A melon that sounds like it should be singing opera
9. What is a canister? A container with secrets it refuses to share.
10. What is a candelabra? A chandelier that decided to stay closer to the table.

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