#MM291

I tried to start the new year
as a deeply spiritual, calm, enlightened being…
So I sat down to meditate on life, purpose, and meaning…
but apparently my brain had other plans.
My focus became very abstract,
wandering off into random thoughts like: “Did I leave laundry in the machine?” “Do penguins have knees?” “Why does my body suddenly itch everywhere?”
Meanwhile, my motivation was completely absent,
probably on holiday somewhere sunnier than my living room.
And before I knew it,
my self-discipline decided to abscond entirely… taking my concentration, my New Year’s resolutions,
and possibly my remaining sanity with it.
So instead,
I made a cup of tea
and declared it “spiritual growth.” 😌☕

Happy New Year 🍾 ✨️ 🎉

💫Maggie

The Afterlove Voice 💫