Fibbing Friday 23rd October 2026
This week’s questions are a mixed bag, and I can confidently say that none of my answers have been approved by any educational institution.
Let’s begin! 🤣
1. What is a pup cup?
A special coffee cup designed for dogs who have had a particularly exhausting day barking at absolutely nothing.
My Bella would like hers with extra whipped cream, please.
2. What is a T cup?
A tiny cup shaped like the letter T, invented for people who are tired of drinking tea from ordinary cups.
Unfortunately, it keeps tipping over.
3. What does ATM stand for?
Automatic Trouble Maker.
Usually found in households with cats who can open windows, steal food, and knock things off shelves while maintaining complete innocence.
4. What is a BLT?
Bacon Liberation Team.
A secret organisation dedicated to rescuing bacon from frying pans before anyone can make breakfast.
5. What’s the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
At the North Pole, Santa Claus runs the Christmas operation.
At the South Pole, the penguins run a rival delivery service, but their parcels always arrive late because they keep sliding off the ice.
6. What is a privvy council?
A secret meeting held in the bathroom when the family can’t agree on who used the last toilet roll.
The proceedings are strictly confidential.
7. What is a community chest?
A large wooden box placed in the village square where everyone deposits things they don’t want.
By the end of the week, it contains seventeen mismatched socks, three broken umbrellas, and somebody’s mother-in-law’s fruitcake.
8. What are leggings?
Special protective coverings worn by table legs to stop them getting cold during winter.
Available in four-legged sets, although dining tables prefer matching colours.
9. What is meant by banter?
The strange language spoken by husbands when they’re trying to convince their wives that buying another expensive tool is absolutely necessary.
Usually begins with, “But darling, it was on sale!”
10. What is caviar?
A luxury airline exclusively for cats.
First-class passengers receive fresh salmon, heated cushions, and unlimited opportunities to look down on everyone else.
Naturally, the flights are always delayed because the pilots refuse to come when called.
With love, coffee, poetry, and stardust,
— Maggie The Afterlove Voice 💫
DJ Maggie in the house
https://ditto.fm/arena-51-the-calima-conspiracy-original-mix
https://ditto.fm/arena-51-the-calima-conspiracy-alien-invasion-remix
https://ditto.fm/silenced-but-not-broken
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