For Di’s Fibbing Friday challenge:
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1. What is a board room?
A secret room where bored people gather to discuss things that could’ve been emails.
2. Who usually has The Chair?
The person brave enough to stop Doris from talking about her cat for forty-seven minutes.
3. What are minutes?
Tiny pieces of time stolen from your life during meetings nobody wanted.
4. What is a projector used for?
A magical wall machine that only stops working when someone important is watching.
5. What is a CEO?
The person who says, “Great teamwork!” after everyone else did the actual work.
6. What is a ‘stand alone?
’Someone dramatically refusing help while secretly Googling how to survive.
7. What is a portfolio?
A fancy folder proving you once had your life together.
8. What is an agenda?
A hopeful list of plans nobody follows after the coffee runs out.
9. What is a ‘sea of faces’?
What you see when you accidentally open your camera during a Zoom meeting.
10. To what does ‘any other business’ refer?
The dangerous moment someone suddenly remembers twelve extra problems five minutes before home time.
With love
— Maggie The Afterlove Voice 💫
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