Fibbing Friday – 02.10.2026 – 💫The Afterlove Voice💫

Fibbing Friday – 02.10.2026

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Maggie

Fibbing Friday 2nd October 2026

Welcome back to another highly educational lesson where dictionaries are banned and imagination receives full marks. 😂💜

What is a calibre?
A tiny Californian bear who refuses to answer to anything except Cal.
What is citrus?
The condition caused by sitting underneath a lemon tree for too long. Symptoms include smelling suspiciously fresh.
What is phlebotomy?
The ancient art of teaching fleas to dance. Advanced students eventually master the Flea-menco.
What is pumpernickel?
A very cheap petrol station where you insert a nickel and hope enough fuel comes out to get you home.
What is meant by nimbus?
A tiny bus designed specifically for people who don’t particularly want company. Maximum capacity: one grumpy passenger.
What is a sea monkey?
A monkey who became tired of the jungle, bought a little boat and now spends his days stealing bananas from passing pirates.
What is an ambassador?
Someone employed by hotels to stand at the breakfast buffet and make sure nobody steals more than their allocated number of croissants.
What is a flywheel?
A miniature exercise wheel installed in gyms for flies who’ve eaten too much picnic food.
What is a catacomb?
A special comb designed for cats who absolutely, categorically, do not wish to be combed.
What is flamboyant?
A flamingo who has discovered sequins, sunglasses and a feather boa and now considers ordinary pink terribly understated.

And there we have it.

Ten completely dependable definitions that should never under any circumstances be repeated in a classroom.

With love, coffee, poetry, and stardust,

— Maggie The Afterlove Voice 💫

DJ Maggie in the house

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