Mercury Retrograde – Day 2 👻⚖️ Mercury Retrograde – Day 3
I’m beginning to think Mercury retrograde is playing a game of “Let’s see what breaks next.”
The score so far:
Day 1: The television decided one screen wasn’t enough and gave us a split-screen football match. Norway still won! 🇳🇴⚽
Day 2: The bathroom scale started turning itself on while the Spirit Talker had something to say. Maddie informed the possible ghost that rent was due. 👻🤣
Day 3: My husband’s phone suffered what can only be described as a heat stroke, so we transferred both SIM cards to his tablet.
Day 4: The tablet’s screen literally fell out.
Excuse me… what?! 🤦♀️😂
At this point, I’m convinced Mercury retrograde has moved into our house and is conducting quality control on every electronic device we own.
I’m almost expecting to wake up tomorrow and hear:
Coffee machine: “Updating…”
Washing machine: “I’m on strike.”
Microwave: “Please insert Mercury.”
All jokes aside, I’ve never had so many technology hiccups happen one after another. It’s certainly making this Mercury retrograde one to remember!
The only thing still working reliably is our sense of humour… and thankfully, that doesn’t need charging. 💜😂
To be continued… (Hopefully not!)
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— Maggie The Afterlove Voice 💫
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