14.04.2026 | MM394

I woke up today feeling… enlightened.

Not in a calm, wise 
way—
more like 
“I think I’m a spiritual being but also… where is my coffee?” 😄

There was a haze to everything.

Not mystical exactly—more like
my brain hadn’t fully arrived yet,
but my soul was already out there trying to ascend.

At one point
I was convinced 
I had a halo.

Not a visible one—
but you know…energetically glowing.

Then I walked into the kitchen,
forgot why I was there,
and nearly opened the fridge 
just to stare at it.

So much for enlightenment.

It’s a heady mix,
this life—
a little bit cosmic,
a little bit confused,
and a lot of trying to act like we know what we’re doing.

But honestly?

I kind of love it.

The soft glow,
the messy moments,
the half-awake wisdom that disappears as soon as you try to explain it.

So today,
I’ll keep my invisible halo,
embrace the haze,
and accept that enlightenment might just look like this—

slightly dazed,
holding coffee,
and laughing at myself.

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