In response to Di’s prompt: https://wp.me/p3RSgb-w4R
My completely unreliable definitions:
- lowkenuinely
When you’re pretending to be subtle… but absolutely everyone knows what you’re doing. - gruzz
The mysterious fluff that appears in your pockets even though you haven’t owned that jacket since 2012. - nerf
The sound your brain makes when you walk into a room and forget why. - 41
The number of times you say “just one more episode.” - AFAIK
A tiny dragon that only speaks in abbreviations. - agentic
Someone who walks into a room like they own the building but still checks the snack table first. - aura farming
Standing dramatically in good lighting and pretending you woke up that radiant. - bed rotting
A competitive sport where the only goal is horizontal excellence. - blep
When a cat forgets to put its tongue away and commits to it. - bloatware
All the apps you didn’t ask for but are now emotionally attached to.
— Maggie
The Afterlove Voice 💫
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