Fibbing Friday 25th September 2020 revisited
Fibbing Friday – 25.09.2026 💙
This week, everything is BLUE.
Blue blood, blue moons, blue collars, blue shoes… even blue feet.
Obviously, this calls for serious research.
I did none. 😂
Here are my completely unreliable answers.
1. Why is Royal Blood considered blue?
Because they’ve spent so much time sitting on blue velvet chairs that the colour eventually stained their veins. 👑💙
2. What is a Blue Moon?
A rare night when the moon gets tired of being yellow, puts on its favourite blue evening gown and goes out for the night. 🌙
3. What was the song “Blue is the Colour” about?
A woman who was hopelessly in love with a man who preferred the colour blue—including his food, his car, and his ex.
That should have been her first warning. 😂
4. What is meant by blue collar?
Someone who permanently stains their collar blue because they’re always falling into paint buckets.
5. What is a blue bonnet?
A hat for dogs who enjoy open-top driving, preferably in a tiny blue car with the wind blowing through their ears. 🐶🚙
6. What did Little Boy Blue play?
A shiny blue trumpet.
Badly.
Which is why the cows always looked so confused. 🎺🐄
7. What changed from brown to blue according to the song?
Her eyes, after she met the charming stranger who clearly had a very good optician. 👀💙
8. Where will you find a Blue Nun?
In a vineyard, of course.
She’s busy tasting the wine and making absolutely certain it’s divine. 🍷😂
9. Why mustn’t you step on his Blue Suede Shoes?
Because it upsets him deeply.
They’re not just shoes—they’re a lifestyle, and they’ve just been cleaned. 🕺💙
10. What kind of bird has blue feet?
The Blue-footed Booby.
A bird that clearly knows how to stand out in a crowd.
And yes, I know that one is actually true.
But with a name like Blue-footed Booby, nature has already done the fibbing for me. 😂😂
And that concludes this week’s highly educational exploration of the colour blue.
Please remember:
Facts are more fun when they’re fibs. 💙😂
With love, coffee, poetry, and stardust,
— Maggie The Afterlove Voice 💫
https://ditto.fm/silenced-but-not-broken
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