Fibbing Friday 24th July 2026
Fibbing Friday – 24.07.2026
1 What is a faucet?
A tap-dancing fox that only performs in kitchens.
2 What is a patella?
A tiny umbrella designed especially for knees.
3 What is an elevator?
A polite cupboard that carries people upstairs.
4 What is a lancet?
A very small knight who specialises in opening stubborn envelopes.
5 What is a Ferris wheel?
A giant bicycle wheel that escaped from a fairground and decided to stand upright.
6 How would you describe a pomegranate?
An apple filled with hundreds of tiny red jewels and far too much patience-testing packaging.
7 What is a fringe?
A curtain for your forehead when your eyebrows need privacy.
8 What is a bunion?
A grumpy little bread roll that has taken up residence beside your big toe.
9 What is a munchkin?
A professional snack inspector who must taste everything before anyone else is allowed to eat it.
10 What is an Arctic roll?
A very cold penguin wrapped in a blanket and rolled gently down a snowy hill.
With love, coffee, poetry, and stardust,
— Maggie The Afterlove Voice 💫
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