Fibbing Friday 10th July 2026
1 What is a heptagon?
A dragon that only breathes on weekdays because weekends are for relaxing.
2 What is a masquerade?
The annual race where people compete to see who can wear the silliest moustache without laughing.
3 What does the Greek word “monos” mean?
Someone who keeps talking long after everyone else has gone home.
4 What is a typhoon?
An oversized hairdryer used by giants to dry the oceans after a rainy day.
5 What is a ninny?
A knitted scarf specially designed for grandmothers who always feel chilly.
6 How would you describe a grape?
A raisin that hasn’t reached its full potential yet.
7 What is a spa?
A luxury hotel exclusively for exhausted teaspoons that need a relaxing soak.
8 What is a vestibule?
A tiny musical instrument played only while waiting for someone to answer the front door.
9 What is The Big Dipper?
The world’s clumsiest waiter, famous for dropping soup into customers’ laps.
10 What is a scrunchie?
A professional hugger hired to squeeze wrinkles out of grumpy people.
With love, coffee, poetry, and stardust,
— Maggie The Afterlove Voice 💫
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