You really can’t make this shit up. 😂
Mercury Retrograde: Day One
Norway won 2–1 against Ivory Coast, and I was happily watching the match, feeling proud and excited.
Then Mercury retrograde decided to announce itself.
The TV suddenly split into two screens, with a big black stripe down the middle, like it had opened a portal to another football dimension. One minute I was watching Norway win, the next my television looked like it needed an exorcism. 📺☿
Electronics acting strange? Perfect timing? Absolute chaos with comedy sprinkled on top?
Yes. Mercury retrograde has officially entered the chat.
At least Norway won before the technology started misbehaving. 🇳🇴⚽
So here we are: day one of Mercury retrograde, and already my TV has decided to become a twin flame with separation issues.
You can’t make this shit up. 😂
Welcome to retrograde season. Hold onto your phones, back up your files, check your messages twice, and maybe whisper kindly to your electronics.
They are clearly feeling the astrology too. 💜
With love, coffee, poetry, and stardust,
— Maggie The Afterlove Voice 💫
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