Fibbing Friday 26th June 2026
Here are my delightfully incorrect definitions:
1 Ricochet – A fancy French chef who only cooks rice.
2 Paradox – The strange condition of owning two pet parrots who never stop arguing.
3 Influence – What your cat has over you when it wants dinner at 4 a.m.
4 Calculus – A tiny calculator that has been working out at the gym.
5 Imminent – A very small mint that’s almost impossible to find.
6 Fluctuate – What ducks do when they can’t decide which pond to land in.
7 Ramshackle – The enthusiastic dance performed by sheep after escaping a fence.
8 Salivate – To officially approve a salad before anyone is allowed to eat it.
9 Hypothesis – The magical creature that lives halfway between a hippopotamus and a librarian.
10 Gentry – The polite way to ask a gentleman named Gentry to make you a cup of tea.
With love, coffee, poetry, and stardust,
— Maggie The Afterlove Voice 💫
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