Fibbing Friday 19th June 2026
1. Who has a licence to kill?
I recently met a mosquito who apparently has a licence to kill. He was very proud of his achievements and buzzed about them all night long.
2. Who had a perfect ’10’.
Nearby sat a cat who had once scored a perfect 10 for knocking a vase off a shelf, scattering soil across the carpet, and somehow looking innocent afterward.
3. Who said ‘I’ll be back?’
A boomerang sailed overhead shouting, “I’ll be back!” Which, to be fair, was the most honest thing anyone said all day.
.4.. Who had breakfast at Tiffanys?
At Tiffany’s, a confused tourist was enjoying a full English breakfast after completely misunderstanding the purpose of a jewellery shop.
5. What happened in Wall Street?
Meanwhile, on Wall Street, a very expensive game of Monopoly had gotten wildly out of hand. Bankers were arguing over hotels while someone attempted to mortgage a taxi.
6.Who wanted to be a ‘real boy’?
Donald Trump
7. Where would you find the Green Mile?
Not far away, the Green Mile turned out to be the path between the vegetable aisle and the garden centre, where tomatoes and petunias lived in peaceful harmony.
9 Who was The Iron Lady?
There I met the Iron Lady, who could finish a week’s laundry before her tea had cooled and still have time left to judge everyone else’s folding technique.
10 Who walked the Line?
Further along, a sailor informed me that Watership Down was what happened when the captain forgot where the harbour was and confidently headed in the wrong direction. And finally, balancing above it all, a tightrope artist carefully walked the line, proving that sometimes the silliest stories are the ones closest to the truth.
With love, coffee, poetry, and stardust,
— Maggie The Afterlove Voice 💫
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