05.06.2026
Fibbing Friday
What is the difference between Biweekly and a Fortnight?
One sounds confusing in emails. The other sounds like a medieval punishment.
How much oil would your lantern need to last a fortnight?
Exactly enough to survive two ghost stories and one terrible decision.
If you spent a fortnight in Paris, what would you see?
Pigeons judging tourists, expensive coffee, and at least twelve people dramatically smoking.
What’s the difference between a microchip and a micro chip?
One powers computers. The other is the tiny crisp you find sadly hiding at the bottom of the bag.
What’s brown, shiny and sizzles?
My cooking when I confidently say, “I don’t need a timer.”
How is the best way to make lemonade?
Wait for life to hand you lemons, then add sugar, sarcasm, and ice.
How many types of coke are there?
At least seventeen, depending on how desperate you are in a restaurant.
Why was a sundae glass so named?
Because someone dropped ice cream in it on a Sunday and everyone clapped.
What is hellsapoppin?
The exact sound your brain makes after too much coffee and no sleep.
What did the Knights of the Round Table do during the day?
Argued politely about who forgot to polish the armour and whose horse ate the lunch.
Fibbing Friday 5th June 2026
With love
— Maggie The Afterlove Voice 💫
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