Fibbing Friday 29th May 2026
Fibbing Friday 😄
1 What is a tandem?
A friendship test disguised as a bicycle. Usually ends with someone shouting, “YOU’RE NOT PEDALLING!”
2 What is a periwinkle?
A tiny fairy who paints flowers purple and disappears before rent is due.
3 What’s the difference between a pitcher and a ewer?
One throws dramatic life advice. The other quietly judges you from the kitchen shelf.
4 Who was Penelope Pitstop?
The original queen of chaos who somehow survived weekly disasters while keeping fabulous hair.
5 What is pigeon toed?
When your feet can’t agree on a direction and decide to have separate adventures.
6 What is a toupee?
A small fluffy creature men place carefully on their heads and pretend nobody notices.
7 What is carrion?
The excuse crows invented for turning up uninvited to dinner.
8 What is a milkshake?
A socially acceptable excuse to drink ice cream through a straw.
9 What is a cockle?
Something that warms your heart… unless you stepped on one barefoot at the beach.
10 What is a chouz bun?
A mysterious pastry nobody understands, but everyone pretends to enjoy at fancy cafés.
With love
— Maggie The Afterlove Voice 💫
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