In response to Di’s weekly Prompt:

https://wp.me/p3RSgb-wEj

#FibbingFriday – 08.05.2026

My completely unreliable definitions 😇

1. Defenestration:

1. The dramatic urge to throw your alarm clock out the window on a Monday morning.

2. Lollygag:

Walking very slowly while pretending you’re deep in thought.

3. Flummox:

The face your brain makes when someone explains crypto.

4. Cattywampus:

When absolutely everything in your house feels slightly crooked for no reason.

5. Bungle:

To confidently ruin something while insisting you know exactly what you’re doing.

6. Anachronism:

A person still using “LOL” unironically in 2026.

7. Serendipity:

Finding money in an old coat pocket and suddenly believing in magic again.

8. Paroxysm:

That uncontrollable laugh that arrives at the worst possible moment.

9. Solivagant:

Someone wandering alone but acting like they’re in a cinematic montage.

10. Glossolalia:

The strange language spoken by people trying to assemble flat-pack furniture.

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— Maggie The Afterlove Voice 💫

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