1. Who were the Dynamic Duo? Two best friends who tried to assemble IKEA furniture without instructions.
2. Who was Peter Parker? A freelance photographer who kept missing deadlines because he got distracted by insects.
3. Who was Diana Prince? A woman who could walk into any room and immediately take charge of the snacks.
4. Who were The Fantastic Four? A group chat that actually managed to make plans and stick to them.
5. Who was Robert Bruce Banner? A scientist who turned into a very enthusiastic gym member when annoyed.
6. Who was Linda Lang? The neighbour who always knew what was going on before you did.
7. Who was Selina Kyle? A professional cat negotiator with excellent balance and questionable morals.
8. Who was Kent Allard? A man who preferred shadows because they didn’t ask awkward questions.
9. Who was Cliff Secord? Someone who thought, “What if I just… flew?” and didn’t think much further.
10. Who was Matt Murdoch? A lawyer who could argue both sides and still win… somehow.

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