My completely unreliable definitions:

1. What is a skiff?
   A boat that insists it’s just popping out for a minute and returns three hours later.
2. What is a liner?
   Someone who stands in queues professionally and judges everyone else’s patience.
3. What is a ferry?
   A boat that listens to everyone’s life stories whether it wants to or not.
4. What is a destroyer?
   A ship that arrives dramatically and rearranges everything without asking.
5. What is a cruiser?
   Someone who says “let’s take it easy” and then never stops moving.
6. What is a galleon?
   An old ship full of treasure… and at least one ghost with opinions.
7. What is a pedlow?
   A floating argument about whose turn it is to pedal.
8. What is a kayak?
   A very personal boat that expects you to do all the work yourself.
9. What is a schooner?
   A boat that thinks it’s fancy and insists on good manners at sea.
10. What is a coracle?
    A tiny round boat that looks like it wasn’t entirely sure what it wanted to be.

— Maggie
The Afterlove Voice 💫