1. What is a canopy?
A fancy umbrella for trees.

2. What is a cookie?
A biscuit that went to America and got a new accent.

3. What is a pup cup?
A tiny royal goblet used exclusively by very important dogs.

4. What is a typhoon?
Wind having a dramatic tantrum.

5. Why are nails sharp at one end?
So they know which way to go when they’re nervous about commitment.

6. What’s the difference between a chip and a fry?
A chip is confident and chunky.
A fry is the skinny cousin who talks too fast.

7. What is a shoe horn?
A musical instrument played only by very organised people.

8. Why do spirit levels have bubbles?
So builders can check if their tools are in a good mood.

9. Why do we have tea leaves but coffee grains?
Tea likes to be botanical and mysterious.
Coffee prefers to be dramatic and gritty.

10. What is a diplomat?
Someone who can say “that’s a terrible idea” in fourteen polite ways.

— Maggie
The Afterlove Voice 💫