27.02.2026

Complete the saying (incorrectly, of course):

1. Mad as a … Wi-Fi router when everyone logs on at once.
2. It’ll all come out in … the group chat eventually.
3. Two’s company, three’s … a full-blown committee meeting.
4. Hi ho … it’s off to procrastinate I go.
5. Every cloud has … Wi-Fi if you believe hard enough.
6. Sticks and stones … may break your bones, but autocorrect ruins lives.
7. In for a penny … in for the snacks.
8. Don’t count your … online parcels before they’re delivered.
9. Let sleeping dogs … update their software in peace.
10. Hands, knees and … where did my phone go?

— Maggie
The Afterlove Voice 💫