My completely unreliable thoughts:

1. Borg
   A group project where nobody knows who’s in charge but everyone’s slightly worried.
2. Caught in 4k
   When someone zooms in on your life choices with unnecessary clarity.
3. Cheese Pull
   The dramatic moment when your toast refuses to let go.
4. Cheugy
   That one outfit you loved… until the internet decided you shouldn’t.
5. Chopped
   Emotionally diced after replying “You too!” when the waiter says, “Enjoy your meal.”
6. Chuzz
   The sound your phone makes when it vibrates on a wooden table at 2am.
7. Crash out
   Falling asleep mid-thought and waking up confused about your own sentence.
8. Blue-Pilled
   Accidentally believing everything will be fine before checking the news.
9. Fridge cigarette
   Opening the fridge repeatedly, hoping a snack magically appears.
10. Buns
    Either bread… or a compliment… depending on context and confidence.

— Maggie
The Afterlove Voice 💫