My totally outrageous answers (family-friendly fibs):

1. What are florins, tanners and bobs?
   Three Victorian dance moves—best performed while holding a teacup and looking offended.
2. What is Dead Man’s Fingers?
   A spooky type of breadstick served at haunted tapas bars
3. What killed the Triffids?
   A sudden nationwide shortage of compost… and one very angry gardener.
4. What’s the difference between a buck and a quid?
   A buck will kick you. A quid will swim away if you don’t hold it firmly.
5. How much is an old crown worth?
   Exactly one dramatic sigh and a small kingdom of regrets.
6. What can be known as a ‘Little Gem’?
   That one friend who always has snacks in their bag and never tells anyone.
7. What is pearl barley?
   A fashionable grain that refuses to leave the house without accessories.
8. Finish the sentence: ‘I came, I saw, I………………..’
   …forgot why I walked into the room.
9. Who said ‘Smile, it enhances your face value’?
   A mirror… right before judging your eyebrows.
10. Where on the human body is the zygomatic bone found?
    In the giggle region, right next to the “try-not-to-laugh-in-serious-moments” muscle.

💫 Maggie

The Afterlove Voice 💫