#FibbingFriday.

“How would you define these words?” (Absolutely incorrectly 😇)

Some words deserve definitions. Others deserve complete nonsense. In the spirit of Fibbing Friday, here are my totally inaccurate, joyfully unhelpful interpretations of ten perfectly innocent words…

1. Verklempt
   When your lips are dry, your emotions are confused, and your tea is too hot to drink.
2. Vittle
   A small angry vegetable with trust issues.
3. Vuvuzela
   An ancient African instrument designed specifically to test human patience.
4. Vexillology
   The science of being annoyed by tiny things that shouldn’t matter but absolutely do.
5. Velociraptor
   A dinosaur that ran so fast it forgot where it was going.
6. Vamoosinator
   A machine that removes people who overstay their welcome.
7. Vicissitude
   The emotional state of opening the fridge and finding nothing you actually want.
8. Voce
   A mysterious Italian word meaning “I’m talking, but nobody’s listening.”
9. Vagary
   A mood swing that arrives without warning and no explanation.
10. Verbose
    When someone takes five minutes to say “yes.”

💫Maggie

The Afterlove Voice 💫