Who were…? (Absolutely wrong answers only 😇)

1. Who were Lennon and McCartney?
   Two men who argued endlessly about whose turn it was to make the tea.
2. Who were Torville and Dean?
   A pair of professional ice skaters who only performed when the freezer door was left open.
3. Who were Tom and Jerry?
   Flatmates who communicated exclusively through screaming and falling over furniture.
4. Who were Dumb and Dumber?
   A think tank that specialised in bad ideas and matching suits.
5. Who were Little and Large?
   A clothing size guide that caused arguments in every changing room.
6. Who were Hinge and Bracket?
   Essential household items that fell out whenever a door was involved.
7. Who were Rodgers and Hammerstein?
   Two people who built furniture while loudly singing about it.
8. Who were Laurel and Hardy?
   Health and safety inspectors who failed every single assessment.
9. Who were Calvin and Hobbes?
   A boy and his extremely judgmental imaginary accountant.
10. Who were Barbie and Ken?
    Two people who owned a lot of houses but never seemed to have real jobs.

💫 Maggie

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